Confessions of a Stay at Home Mommy

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   i love my husband

   http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Danielles-Cakes-More/121547174570177

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   thedailywhat:

   Reimagination of the Day: “Kawaii Dwight Schrute” by Jerrod Maruyama.

   Beaws. Bweets. Battowsta Gawactica.

   [flickr.]

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   wednesday night thought

   There are days I stop and wonder how I got here……..Im married and have 2 kids and have lost some of my sense of humor….along with my hair pigment and small waist. The most destructive decision i can make is leaving my toddler unattended with a marker when it use to be leaving my intoxicated self unattended with …a cell phone….Growing up is weird, damn years are going too quick

   
   if you’ve ever seen a old drunk Danielle with a cell phone you can imagine how big of a marker problem i have

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   "It is easier to believe than to doubt. ~E.D. Martin, The Meaning of a Liberal Education"

   http://www.quotegarden.com/belief.html

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   Things i thought about today……

   1. I’m still on the fence on my feelings about wall paper.  no I’m not getting wallpaper, but since I’m convinced we are on the verge of getting tons f money I have to be ready to decorate a new house. 

   2.  Brobie on yo gabba gabba is a whinry b*tch

   3.  half of societies problem is adults acting like they are 16, your not cool or funny your an alcoholic.  Get a job, pay your own damn bills and get out of your moms rent free basement (notice i say rent free……i pay to live in my basement apartment :p )

   4.  people make weird comments about your children “colic baby’s grow up to have high IQ’s”  Awesome that means these hours of crying are a guaranteed free ride to an awesome college, I could stop saving now and go on vacation instead.  That’s why you dont listen to other people when it comes to your kids.

   5.  All the things i said i wouldn’t do to my daughter Im doing……she looks so damn cute with big bows in her hair …… correction she has no hair so big bows glued to her head.

   6.  Im really anti modern decor 

   7.  i think i may start applying makeup daily in the morning just in case i go out…..2 days in a row i forgot to fix my face and went out….only to be horrified when i looked at my reflection

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   ihatemyparents:

   …but I hate beets.

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   mommy secret of the day……

   …….I let my child nap on her stomach.  Its the only way she wants to sleep.  I just stay close to her so I can make sure shes always breathing

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   The Office.

   I get Nostoligia from watching the office, Its an associaton thing.  I haer the theme music and then thing Scraton…….which is 20 minutes away from my families cabin in PA……which reminds me of being a little kid……..damn office

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    thedailywhat:

    Tramp Stamp of the Day: Literal tramp stamp is literal.

    [reddit.]

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